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The Van Gogh Family Tree


After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

  • His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
  • The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
  • The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
  • The grand father from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
  • The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
  • His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
  • The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
  • His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
  • His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
  • The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh
  • The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
  • The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh
  • The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
  • The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
  • His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
  • The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
  • An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
  • The little nephew: Poe Gogh
  • A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
  • His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
  • His niece who travels the country in a van : Winniebay Gogh
  • And his co-dependent wife : Don't Gogh